# 23

Twenty Ten.

It seems weird, and makes me feel fucking old, that just 10 ten years ago people were all freaked the hell out about Y2k. I remember my parents wouldn't let me leave their side. Makes me think of just how lame that would've been... Mass chaos and I'd be stuck.

It's funny how my brain works. I can remember the lameness of ringing in 2009, and thinking, god I hope I'm not do this all year. I can vaguely remember 2008; house party, board games... yawn, or was that 2007. See. And I can remember being 16 ten years ago about to have a nicotine fit and jonesin for a fix. The years between are kinda lost. I'm pretty sure I was passed out on some one's bathroom floor before the clock stuck 10. That was my life, then.
My life is totally different today, you* might say I've done a 360. As the new year approaches I know we all can't help but reflect on the past and look to the future full of hope and empty promises to ourselves. We remember the resolutions we had last year and the year before and the year before because they're all the same and they never get resolved.

Last year my resolution was not to have any resolutions. It worked.

In order not to be a lazy bum I am going to set some goals for myself. Sure, there's the weight thing and the saving money thing and the be more organized thing but I have some more creative ventures on my mind. I need a little personal growth this year and I'm not talking about my ass.

What are your (anti)resolutions?
Oh hey, there's a new poll up too! Don't forget how important it is to vote...

*by you I mean an idiot. A 360? *shakes head*

# 22

The people have spoken, well 4 people have a voice...

What's on your wish list:

• 75% Wished for a new job. How's that workin out for ya? Did ya put any action into it? Hey maybe you'll get laid off or fired for blogging around all day at work... We can only hope.


• 25% Wanted cold hard cash. For some reason I expected you assholes to be a little more greedy.


• 25% Wished for a sugar daddy... ummm really?


• 25% Wanted some handmade goodies. And I totally can't blame you, that's why I made bath salts and sweets.


• 25% Are defiantly living in a fantasy land... World Peace?? Really. How about we just opt out for better economic times... uh that's not unrealistic.

And there you have it.
Don't forget to let your voice be heard,
be American,
Vote.

Can I just say that I am so glad this Christmas is over. I had a wonderful time with family and meeting the guy's fam too. We got lots of cool shit and some much needed gift cards.

Here's to making it to pay day.

#19

It's that time again! Fuckin Funny Shit Friday.
I haven't been nearly offensive or inappropriate enough this week. So Enjoy.


Hey the cute little stick girl with a lop-sided rack read my mind... Fuck Yea!











... Wait those IS Goats?!










This is why I stopped selling Mary Kay...


Not only are the matching outfits over the top, wait wait, do their earrings match too? For the love of Allah... I mean isn't enough that they all have the same hairdresser. Miss "T" looks like she might have shit herself; she's worried because now their getup's don't match. Miss "G" is gonna get it when Miss OCD "I" sees that her G is not straight and her right arm is in the shot. COME ON Miss G, get it together! Oh right, she's a G, she can do that. I'm not even gonna touch the 50 year old Brittney Spears. Not. Gonna. Do. It.



Well kiddos, I figured I'd spare us all another holiday post (don't hold your breathe, I feel a # 19.5 comin on) Enjoy your day, do what want, wear what you want and act like no one's looking.
That is how we become famous on the Internet...

# 18

My most absolute favorite part about Christmas are stockings! I like filling them, but I also like getting all those cute little things too. This year I'm having a tough time filling my guy's. So far I've got gloves, socks, a sticker, candy and soap. I've got a book on the way from Amazon, I hope it makes it in time.

Now he's not terribly hard to buy for but I'm having a hard time finding inexpensive small items. He's into fishing, painting and computers. So I was thinking fish hooks, but I don't know what kind. Possibly some paints or brushes. As far as computers are concerned, I better not touch that with a ten foot pole.

So I'm turning to you my dear devoted followers... What are some good stocking stuffers for guys? Any ideas are welcomed. Please for the love of... I'm not to proud to beg. Oh and don't forget to stop on over to your right and vote! Go crazy, I dare ya.

# 15

The polls are in, your voices have been heard... all 5 of you!

Your favorite thing about the holidays are:

1. No Work (Sounds like my kind of people)
2. Gifts (Giving or getting?... we'll never know)
3. Seeing Family, Shopping/Sales & it looks like we have a Grinch lurking around these parts...

Keep your eyes peeled for another poll coming soon, I know you're bursting at the seams with anticipation...

# 13

Vote! Over there, yes, look to your right... Ok now click one, or two or three... or or or just do it.


Ahh the Holidays! Gotta love 'em right. My favorite thing is the no work thing and the shopping. Who doesn't enjoy a few extra days off work, unless you're a Capricorn... or Virgo for that matter... that's for another time. Mix in some vacation time and I practically have the whole month of December off. Score!


And shopping, yes my favorite past time. Is that a past time? Who cares it's fun. The biggest problem I have, besides not having enough money, is passing up all those things I want. So selfish, I know. But I do manage to buy things for others too darnit. One for you, one for me, one for you, three for me, one for you, ooo does that come in pink too?


Another thing I noticed is a crap load of blog giveaways. Maybe it's the holiday season, maybe I've just never noticed them before. Either way, I want to do a giveaway... Ready? Wait for it...

To Enter:

• Leave a comment, tell me what your favorite thing about the holidays is or un-favorite thing.


• Follow my blog.


• Give me a hug.


• Let me win your giveaway.


• Point me in the direction of a badass freebie.


• Bribe me with chocolate...
  

There's plenty was to enter folks, so get on that... Oh you want to know what I'm giving away do you? It's the most awesome thing anyone could ever give or get. It's truly priceless...





It's my undying love and affection.

Cheers.