I finished his stocking last night. I picked up one of these little manikin guys and UNO. Oh and some slippers, which were way to big to fit inside*.
Don't mind me as I use this outlet to kill more time and make this a successfully unproductive day...
Go on, put the 'Ho' in Holiday with these nifty Holiday pick up lines that are sure to be a hit at any company Holiday party. That is assuming that your company is having a Holiday party; I mean after all they did freeze your salary, stop matching your 401k and stopped buying coffee for the office*.
- Wanna stuff my stocking?
- How about you slip down my chimney?
- I'm gonna bring joy to your world*
- I have a mistletoe belt.
- I have something for you to unwrap.
- How about some dark meat?
- Want to deck my halls?
- I see you when you're sleeping...
- Is that a candy cane in your pocket? Oh shit... that's sad.
- My vagina smells like Fabreze*
* That's what she said
* Why do I still work here?
* and by world, I mean cock.
* Yes, you're right, that has nothing to do with Christmas.
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