Did you leave the house this morning with only one shoe because that's all you could find... decide half way to work, fuck it, shoes are over rated and tossed that bitch out the window??
Was this poor shoe ripped from your foot in a heated argument, and your punishment is a cold left foot?
Did you have an overwhelming case of road rage, and when you reached for your nine you found a Reebok instead?
So many unanswered questions...
