- I like pepper jack cheese the most.
- I can curl my tongue.
- I can cross my eyes, wink and raise one eyebrow. We call this flirting.
- If a recipe calls for egg whites, I say fuck this. I love the yolks, what's wrong with yolks?? Fuckin jerks...
- I have nothing fancy to wear on Valentine's Day. I do have a red sweater. I know, SEXXXY.
- I'm going to do another direct deposit advance so I can go shopping. Hey, a girl has got to have priorities. tyvm.
That is all. Now quit looking at me like I haven't been here in ages. for fucks sake.
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